Now, now, City. Removing me from your sight before a manufactured crisis? That's hardly what one would call sporting. Just think of all the opportunities I missed ( Read more... )

Who would have imagined that thoughtlessly dashing into a mysterious new edifice of the City's creation could have unpleasant consequences? Certainly not I. In any case, the victims of City Mart have my deepest condolences. You may never recover from your brush with ugliness, but at least you've acquired a package of nine pairs of socks for two ( Read more... )

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I think we can all agree that yesterday's curse was an improvement over what's come before. Forcing us to hunt down and destroy any last vestiges of our childhood to protect the innocent is quite the twist. But then, not everything that came to life yesterday might have been so innocent...or so I'd say, if I had any proof. In any case, it was ( Read more... )

( private to Luke // unhackable )